This email finds me hostile and defensive
do you like men
man is a hopeless creature. i don’t like much of anyone
oh if you meant sexually then yes
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as if it wasn’t enough i’ve been anxious all week and now THIS
live weird die mysteriously
leave a ton of unanswered questions
Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane
well, that was a rollercoaster of fucking emotions
You’re out of touch
I’m out of time
But I’m out of my head when you’re not around
I love the implication that when Ryan and the Professor are not trying to strangle each other’s throats, Ryan gives him rides home from Watcher HQ. Like imagine, if you will, the Professor sitting in a lil booster seat in Ryan’s passenger side, sipping on a bottle of Bug Juice, singing at the top of his little puppet lungs to Doja Cat while Ryan wastes away in rush hour traffic.
Puppet History Season 5 finale spoilers: